Monday

  • grow up
  • get a job
  • live life to the full
  • drink milk
  • avoid carbs
  • vote the party line
  • lose your innocence
  • drink on the weekends
  • have “date” nights
  • watch the popular shows
  • follow sports
  • wear slacks
  • maintain the appropriate amount of unshaved beard
  • bedhead is optional
  • toy with opioids
  • forget about yesterday