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For the unimportant, loyalty gets you screwed. My lifelong voting record only matters so much as it assures the political party I learn towards can always be guaranteed my misplaced vote. My love of a technological platform only benefits them as I find myself immersed deeper and deeper into their trap with little hope or strength to free myself after years of seduction.

Loyalty is the best weapon when you’re fighting a war of attrition.

Are you a Chevy man? You should be because those Ford’s are shit. Clearly.