Aphorisms Cont.

  • humanity is only worth saving if apes can rule the earth
  • forks are only necessary if you are out of spoons
  • the only good movies are the ones that distract from the boredom of life
  • addictions are decent distractions but they have a terrible ROI
  • the best way to talk to yourself is to post on social media
  • the only thing louder than silence is a blank stare